Read the Lyrics

LYRICS for Teach Me How to Jimmer by Feel Good Music Coalition

Special thanks to Colin Jennings for the idea to make this song – “Forget the Dougie, Teach Me How To Jimmer”

Feel Good Music Coalition presents: “Teach Me How To Jimmer”.
BYU point guard Jimmer Fredette has been getting massive love from the nation, and its our turn to let you know whats really going on.

LYRICS -

Verse 1: Mighty Quinn

(Hey Mighty Quinn) Wassup? (Can you teach me how to Jimmer?)
Well sit back and relax and just let this thought simmer, cause it seems that these days even Utah fans be gushing, and a you, you, you, you’re all man crushin. (ok)
Jimmer Fredette, (hey) Nuttin but net, crazy in a daze, no defense can faze, 30 footers he raises, always amazes,
nuttin but praise, T.J. taught him in phazes.
Boy is the truth! (how do you know?) Cause Nelly said it, he’s the real King James (what should I do?)
Just Fredette it.
P.O.Y.’s comin go handle your business, supposedly the best, whatchu talkin about Willis?
Don’t be talking trash cause ya know that he’s a winner so Tre’von, Dairese, Kawhi, and Jiggy (GET JIMMERED!)
Even Wild Bill be blushin like a Portly Pirate Poet sayin (I’m in love and I just don’t care who knows it!)

Verse 2: KMC (Kalin Curran)

His mother named him Jimmer, he likes to bring the hammer, he kinda does a shimmer, he’s not much of a jammer, rise and shout they sing, he’s got you on a string,
he’s not much into bling , except for CTR rings,
Stopping, poppin, dudes blowing your mind,
Droppin dimes or even just getting to the line,
No comeback needed when Jimmers on the floor,
he’s ahead of the game fans storming the court,
Fellas think they can stop him talkin trash now you got your wish,ball don’t lie what you just heard was a swish,
nothing comes out when they moving their lips,
just a- just a- just a- just a bunch of Jimmer-ish.
They all love him, man woman and child,
Cause the 40 point games it be driving them wild,
best believe he’s getting 50, nifty, with a shifty flow,
Houston -Vegas -Provo welcome to the Jimmer show.

Verse 3: Definit (Sean Curran)

Jimmers in the game now ya really wish you wasn’t,
Now he’s hittin treys – Fredette about it cousin,
numbers don’t lie can’t bet against a winner,
Even Vegas sinners put their money on jimmer,
the fears in your eye so step aside junior,
Ricky Bobby couldn’t handle this cougar,
put you in a stretcher best believe you’ll need a suture,
Flying down the court somebody yell shooter!
Forget mountain dew I’m all jacked up on jimmer,
best scorer in the world check Kevin Durants twitter,
Coast to coast who loves him the most, huh?
Chuck Norris even has a Jimmer poster
32 your my hero yes yall heard me,
Superman sleeps in a (what) jimmer jersey,
now what I’m about to say just might sound crazy,
can you be the surrogate for my baby?

Verse 4: Young Sim (Simeon Lawrence)

Look I know I’m a UTE fan but let me get a few bars,
Never been a hater I admit he’s a true star.
Hardly agree when it comes to red & blue.
But on the real you could catch me doing the Jimmer too.
Fade away, jumpshot, off the pick, nice arch -
6’2″ guard he could take you off the dribble,
Probably shouldnt foul his free throw is official,
You could probably slow him down if you good with the officials, and 1 calls man i hardly heard the whistles,
So the fans – upset water bottles to the refs.
And im a keep it real, best guard in the west.
(WEST?! POY man, Jimmer Fredette)

11 Responses to “Read the Lyrics”

  1. michelle raynes March 22, 2011 at 8:26 pm #

    i like the song and it is cute

    • Hannah K. March 27, 2011 at 10:57 pm #

      Jimmer Fredette is my all time favorite player. Same with all the Mormons at my school. Gotta love the Jimmer!

  2. Ian Vandenhazel March 27, 2011 at 2:38 am #

    That song is so awesome! Go BYU Cougars! Someone told me about that song and I love it so much! Got the song and buy the song! Funny and awesome. Got Jimmer? §:)-

  3. susan paris March 30, 2011 at 1:24 am #

    great video!

  4. Conner April 4, 2011 at 11:32 pm #

    Jimmer Fredette is the BEST in the League. Just cause cause they didnt win. He is still the BEST

  5. Tanner Hone April 4, 2011 at 11:48 pm #

    Jimmer is my hero, hope he does well in the NBA!!

  6. holly April 10, 2011 at 10:02 pm #

    Oh my LOVE jimmer he is the best! I love number 32 now. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my love him

  7. Andy April 20, 2011 at 9:21 pm #

    KG! mah man

  8. tmac April 21, 2011 at 10:47 pm #

    jimmer is the man and no body can stop him

  9. Ella Cudmore May 10, 2011 at 11:25 am #

    I Love Jimmer Fredette !!!!!!!!!! I Am Going To Meet Him June 15th

  10. Aubrie Groesbeck May 23, 2011 at 8:01 pm #

    I LOVE JIMMER!!!!

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